My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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