1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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