Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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