My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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