Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(858): View more from California

she takes plan B like it's going out of style

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(516): View more from New York

In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea

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(647): View more from Ontario

Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?

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(970): View more from Colorado

Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?

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(301): View more from Maryland

And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble

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(315): View more from New York

you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.

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(818): View more from California

For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

I'm really busy with my period

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