Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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