Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
