you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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