Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
