You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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