Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
you never un-have a 4some
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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