TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
