Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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