It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
kristin has been a bad kristin
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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