question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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