we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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