my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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