Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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