Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
