Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
well most of my day revolves around power hour
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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