My first STD was from a foam party
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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