What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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