I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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