You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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