no. you can't hotbox the world.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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