Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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