Only a mothe r could love this liver
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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