Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
try to milk me bitch
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