Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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