is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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