were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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