i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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