are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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