god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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