$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
