my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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