Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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