I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
