Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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