That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
What a dumb baby whore.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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