Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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