So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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