She's JV to your varsity
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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