i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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