So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Having a random hookup so left but love u
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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