I don't think brook has ever known best
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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