Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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