Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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