It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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