if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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