Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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