Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Randomize
