She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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