i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
a search helicopter?!
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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