We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i out mim tonsoeep
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