Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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