Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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